My girlfriend just got OWNED
and they say romance is dead
me trying to flirt with a nerd
i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry
White Northern Lights in Finland
THIS STRANGER JUST OPENED MY FRONT DOOR PETTED MY DOG SAW ME AND LEFT
i just met my step-brother for the first time
i don’t want someone who thinks i’m perfect, i want someone who knows i’m not and loves me anyway
- parents: "schools easy"
- me: "can you help me on this homework problem"
- parents: "idk that shit its hard lmao"
you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face
The new harry potter movie looks great
do you ever meet someone who’s like the human version of unnecessary comments on a text post
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